British cursing parrot hidden from visitors. Great last line!
Crazed Canadian with blood splattered arsenal allowed entry to U.S.! Gotta check out the mug shot!!
Drunk destroys Nativity scene, stopped before he gets to the Baby Jesus!
Drunken Elvis and Blues Brother cause chaos! Must Read! Viva Las Vegas!
Pup shoots his murderous owner!
Judge caught using penis pump behind bench during trial!
Crackhead hits pipe as car sinks!
Drunk Driver pulls over police car
Great story about man going nuts on airport security
Did Madonna kill director John (Midnight Cowboy) Schlesinger?
OUCH!! Crazy Christian attacks with boiling oil!
Horny Rhino chases down car
Hilarious letter from a debtor to his credit card agency
Christian Easter show feature's Easter Bunny being whipped
Man kills ex-wife he believes is alien
Preacher shot while speaking on the afterlife
Taunting clown frightens children
Man killed over cupcake
Road rage man throws woman's dog into oncoming traffic
Man shoots himself after filling out donor card at hospital
Man runs over man then pummels him
Woman falls from sky
Extreme filth in Newark apartment
Woman lights house on fire teaching husband a lesson
Jackass chokes to death on fish
Hijacker jumps from plane with homemade parachute
Man hangs playing Judas in play
Sick story about mortician
Old lady cuts toes off babbling with neighbor while mowing
Man keeps severed nose in freezer
One armed doctor screws up
Man playing Othello constantly injures woman on stage
Woman's head pinned by forklift
Woman protecting tiny dog fights pit bull
Incredibly gruesome story about madman with pitchfork
Another stupid old bastard crashes
Horrible rat chews on baby
Redwood crushes earth activist
Man gets kicked in head in rollercoaster mishap
School bus driver tries roasting kids in bus
Hilarious editorial asking to kill all animals
Horrible story about mother dying on child
Man severs penis while having sex with his vacuum
Willie the groundhog found dead on groundhog day