Crazed Canadian with blood splattered arsenal allowed entry to U.S.! Gotta check out the mug shot!!

Drunk destroys Nativity scene, stopped before he gets to the Baby Jesus!

Drunken Elvis and Blues Brother cause chaos! Must Read! Viva Las Vegas!

Pup shoots his murderous owner!

Judge caught using penis pump behind bench during trial!

Crackhead hits pipe as car sinks!

Drunk Driver pulls over police car

Great story about man going nuts on airport security

Did Madonna kill director John (Midnight Cowboy) Schlesinger?

OUCH!! Crazy Christian attacks with boiling oil!

Horny Rhino chases down car

Hilarious letter from a debtor to his credit card agency

Christian Easter show feature's Easter Bunny being whipped

Man kills ex-wife he believes is alien

Preacher shot while speaking on the afterlife

Taunting clown frightens children

Man killed over cupcake

Road rage man throws woman's dog into oncoming traffic

Man shoots himself after filling out donor card at hospital

Man runs over man then pummels him

Woman falls from sky

Extreme filth in Newark apartment

Woman lights house on fire teaching husband a lesson

Jackass chokes to death on fish

Hijacker jumps from plane with homemade parachute

Man hangs playing Judas in play

Sick story about mortician

Old lady cuts toes off babbling with neighbor while mowing

Man keeps severed nose in freezer

One armed doctor screws up

Man playing Othello constantly injures woman on stage

Woman's head pinned by forklift

Woman protecting tiny dog fights pit bull

Incredibly gruesome story about madman with pitchfork

Another stupid old bastard crashes

Horrible rat chews on baby

Redwood crushes earth activist

Man gets kicked in head in rollercoaster mishap

School bus driver tries roasting kids in bus

Hilarious editorial asking to kill all animals

Horrible story about mother dying on child

Man severs penis while having sex with his vacuum