Bizarre News - Going Nuts on Airport Security
He drops pants in airport security flap

News Wire Services - July 15, 2004

MINNEAPLOIS - Daryl Miller didn't make it through airport security because he couldn't keep his pants on.

Airport police said a security screener was waving a metal-detecting wand over Miller's pants area Friday when Milled pulled his shorts down to his ankles. He wasn't wearing underwear.

Miller then said, "There, how do you like your job," according to the police report. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $300 bail.

"We've never had anybody do that before," said police Lt. Matt Christenson.

Miller also put a note inside a magazine in his bag with an expletive, and told a security employee, "Oh yeah, it's for you," when asked who it was directed at.

"This person exposed themself in a public area, a clear violation of the law, and we needed to take some action on that, otherwise everybody would be dropping their pants," Christenson said.

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