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30) The Blood of the Beasts (Le Sang Des Betes) (1949, Dir. Georges Franju)
Synopsis: A vomit inducing, surreal documentary on a French slaughterhouse.
Why top 100?: Franju's short black and white documentary on a French
abattoir remains perhaps the most subversive film ever made. Franju opens
his film with a slightly whimsical look at life in the city complete with
children at play, a lovers kiss and a series of odd shots depicting the
garbage that litters the "edge of city life." Enjoy it while you can -
soon you are whisked off to the Vangiraud slaughterhouse where chain smoking
Parisians nonchalantly smash in skulls, slice off limbs and gut various
animals in pools of blood, vomit and shit. Words can't describe the shock,
horror and strangely enough - beauty - of these dreamlike shots of the
most savage brutality imaginable. Franju brings to light the horror hidden
beneath the surface of societies sanitized version of life and he does
so with a poet's eye. There has been nothing like it before or since.
Moment you won't soon forget: The slaughter of a group of calves. They are slammed onto benches and tied down. The narrator explains for the meat to be white they must
be decapitated and drained of blood. Soon the workers begin slicing off the heads of the wild eyed and obviously horrified animals. The calves still living stretch their
necks to observe their brethren being butchered. Soon all the heads and limbs are hacked off leaving a room full of twitching, gushing corpses. A succession of
images impossible to forget.
29) An Andalusian Dog (Un Chien Andalou) (1929, Dir. Luis Bunuel and
Salvador Dali)
Synopsis: A slew of horrific, creepy and disturbingly funny images that frustrate the viewer until it reaches its seemingly unexplainable ending.
Why top 100?: "It has no intention of attracting or pleasing the spectator
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indeed, on the contrary, it attacks him to the degree to which he belongs
to a society with surrealism is at war ... this film is meant to explode
in the hands of its enemies." Stated Bunuel and he wasn't playing games.
The infamous opening shots expanded cinema - anything now seemed possible.
When Bunuel sharpens his straight razor and holds open a seemingly willing
young woman's eyelids the viewer is highly distressed, when the razor
actually slices the gooey eyeball it's a blast that remains a complete
shock to this day. It's hard to fathom the effect this sequence had on
viewers in the late 20's but we know riots ensued, the film was repeatedly
burned and banned and that cinema was forever altered. Bunuel attacks
the viewing public by obliterating the organ most vital to experiencing
the arts therefore signifying shit is about to change and I'm the man
to do it. No more will films be mere escapism - the audience will no longer
merely escape the drudgery of their lives watching films that uphold the
status quo. Bunuel is going to leave you distressed and confused, possibly
leaving the theater with a feeling that shit isn't quite as normal as
it was before. A film with almost magical powers.
Moment you won't soon forget: The sliced eyeball sequence which made it's away into The Pixies favorite - Debaser, the severed hand with ants crawling out of a hole and
the whole fucking nutty flick.
28) Black Sunday (The Mask of the Demon) (1960, Dir. Mario Bava)
Synopsis: A beautiful witch vows revenge on her brother and his descendants
before having her faced pulverized by an enormous spiked mask.
Why top 100?: One of the most sumptuous horror movies ever made.
Cinematographer turned director Mario Bava creates a world of stunning
decay complete with huge crumbling crypts, enormous cold castles filled
with secret passageways, fog filled forests with gnarled trees and mysterious
vistas under cold, silver skies - all in glorious, shimmering black and
white. It's everything you imagined a horror movie should be as a child,
a film that every genre lover needs to see at least once on the big screen.
Cult favorite Barbara Steele glows in her first good/evil dual role as
Asa/Katie. When Steele is the evil witch Asa her odd shaped head - when
lit properly for maximum effect - becomes a sunken skull. This odd actress
was a walking special effect. Banned for years in various countries and
often censored, Black Sunday still delivers its share of shocks. The huge
demon mask smashed into the witches face by the biggest mallet known to
man and the removal years later of the witches mask to reveal holes littered
with various creepy crawlies is still nightmarish shit. Black Sunday is
at its best when Bava lets his camera glide through graveyards and crypts
- a style Argento would take to new extremes a decade later. Black Sunday
remains the classic Halloween/dark rainy night film.
Moment you won't soon forget: The mask being driven into Asa's face, the stunning Barbara Steele and the terrific - extremely creepy shots of the carriage
gliding through the decrepit country side.
27) Erasurehead (1978, Dir. David Lynch)
Synopsis: A strange man living in a sparsely populated industrial wasteland
cares for his mutated, endlessly crying baby in a squalid apartment.
Why top 100?: This infamous nightmare of a film by David Lynch was
created
in two years while he attended AFI and was co-produced by none other than
the terrific Sissy Spaceck. A nearly plotless film sprinkled with hellish
imagery and some of the darkest humor to be found in the history of cinema
it became a Midnight Movie staple - its protagonist, John Nance as Henry
Spencer, becoming an underground icon. It's stark, depressing black and
white cinematography is both unnerving and at times strangely beautiful
- but it is the barrage of sounds that makes Erasurehead the Surrealistic
assault that is is. The continues clanging of machines, screaming bursts,
unnerving songs delivered by the mutant woman living behind the radiator
and the crying - the fucking crying of his deformed baby in his tiny depressing
apartment makes the whole experience nearly unbearable. Henry's baby is
one of the great creations in underground film, a putrid (especially when
it is ill) frightening little tot so ugly and pathetic that you can't
help becoming sympathetic towards it. The baby is so brilliantly brought
to life that you soon forget it isn't a real, pitiful living creature.
When Spencer starts changing from loving father to a man filled with hate
for his deformed offspring Erasurehead becomes a truly difficult experience.
Moment you won't soon forget: The hilarious dinner with Mary's family
that makes the Texas Chainsaw get togethers seem appealing. What Henry
does to his baby will stick in your craw for weeks.
26) Duck Soup (1933, Dir. Leo McCarey)
Synopsis: A psychopathic dictator named Rufus T. Firefly takes over the country Freedonia with the expressed intent on destroying it through wars, mismanagement and
corruption.
Why top 100?: The Marx Brothers completely mad Duck Soup was their
first
critical and financial bomb. It seems depression era moviegoers looking
for escapism weren't in the mood for a vicious assault on Nationalism,
politics, capitalism and the bourgeois. Soon after Duck Soup the Marx
Brothers would leave Paramount for MGM where studio head Thalberg would
nearly castrate the comedians turning them from raging sociopaths to gentler,
more lovable troublemakers. Duck Soup remains a shockingly fresh and hilarious
tour de force of chaos. Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly, the leader of
Freedonia, seems an almost prophetic character. When he promises during
a raucous State of the Union musical number that if you think times are
bad now, "Wait until I get through with you," you can't help think of
our contemporary politicians who seem so hell bent on destroying the country.
Duck Soup's depiction of complete political corruption and anarchy finally
found its biggest audience with the youths of the 60's who saw in it its
many pointed social criticisms under the sheen of slapstick. Groucho,
Chico, Harpo and yes even fucking Zeppo at their best - a true comic masterpiece.
Moment you won't soon forget: The peanut vendor sabotage conducted
by a delirious and frighteningly unhinged Harpo (a disturbing character
to say the least!). Rufus blasting away at his own men during the war
with Sylvania - when told they are his own army he replies, "Here's
five dollars, keep it under your hat!"
25) The Tingler (1959, Dir. William Castle)
Synopsis: An obsessed (and sometimes tripping) doctor studying fear discovers a strange creature grows near the spine of people too frightened to scream. If they don't let a shriek loose, which would kill
the beast, the creature will pulverize their innards.
Why top 100?: The "king of the movie gimmicks," the indispensable
William
Castle created one of the most loony and enjoyable films ever made. "I
know I'm a darned good showman; no one can top my gimmicks," Castle once
proclaimed and The Tingler may have been his greatest feat. Not only does
the film contain a deliriously hammy performance by cult favorite Vincent
Price (whose good doctor trips on LSD!), the film changes to color in
one brilliant scene, and as any genre fan remembers with great pleasure
the "Tingler" is let loose into a theater where Price implores you to
scream for your life! The film begins to tear and soon the fucking creature
scuttles across the empty screen! Brilliant! Castle famously created "Percepto!"
- movie seats rigged with a device that gave a slight electric shock to
every fifth patron. When the Tingler is let loose in the theater Percepto
gave a charge to some teen girls ass sending her into complete delirium.
A favorite blast of innocent fun from the glorious days of schlock cinema
and one of the most gleefully enjoyable films ever created.
Moment you won't soon forget: When Price faces the audience in all his hammy glory and cries, "The Tingler is loose in the theater. For God's sake scream, scream for your lives!"
Imagine being a kid in that theater circa 1959 - it had to be a blast.
24) Carnival of Souls (1963, Dir. Herk Harvey)
Synopsis: A withdrawn church organist survives a drag car accident but is soon plagued by hallucinations and a pale faced ghost.
Why top 100?: "I thought it was kind of far out for its time. Most horror films, even then, really weren't that Bizarre....," proclaimed director Herk Harvey
on his odd low budget masterpiece. Made for a mere 30 grand Carnival of Souls plays out like a classic Twilight Episode on some serious LSD. The beautiful Candice Hilligoss
emerges from the water of a car crash to enter a slightly skewed world where she often loses her sense of hearing and is followed by a creepy ghoul (played by Harvey). It's
depiction of a young woman unable to connect with society is played out in oddly paced, creepy scenes that inexplicably get under the viewers skin. The intriguing
Hilligoss delivers one of the genres great performances as the gliding lost girl - a performance reminiscent of Jessica Harper's brilliant performance in Argento's Suspiria years later
(what happened to Hilligoss and has anyone else noticed the similarities between these two performances?). Carnival of Souls would have merely been a classic of low budget horror
filmmaking if not for the legendary dance of the damned sequence at the conclusion. A brilliantly surreal sequence of film both ludicrous and highly distressing - it's one of the
highlights of cult cinema. A cult classic that just recently began getting the respect its deserved - and please, for the love of anything good and decent in the world -
avoid the sequel and if possible harm anyone involved in its production (kidding of course - or am I?).
Moment you won't soon forget: The first glimpse of the ghoul haunting
our heroine. The dance of the damned carnival sequence with its cast
of ghouls is about as bizarre as it gets.
23) Night of the Living Dead (1968, Dir. George A. Romero)
Synopsis: The dead have inexplicably come back to life and are feeding
on the living. Two survivors - Ben and Barbara - hide in a vacant home
hoping to survive until help comes.
Why top 100?: George Romero and his Pittsburgh production crew
(which
previously created Industrial films) banned together with a group of
amateur actors and local townspeople (who portrayed the ghouls) to create
one of the most groundbreaking and successful independent films in cinema
history. One of the first and most popular Midnight movies ever made
it is also one of the few to garnish critical respectability (shocking
considering the majority of film critics seem hell bent in praising
only the films that confirm their beliefs in a sane and rational world.
Transgressive films that shake them out of their comfortable stupor
tend to garner their wrath. Do a search on Roger Ebert's review of Lucio
Fulci's masterpiece The Beyond and be prepared to wet your pants with
laughter!), even being included in the Museum of Modern Art's permanate
film collection. Romero's black and white shocker is a classic horror
comic come to life complete with bizarrely composed expressionistic
comic book styled compositions and a brutally depressing EC comic downer
of an ending. And of course people get eaten in graphic detail - a big
visual taboo for those unfamiliar with the underground genre offerings
of Romero's predecessors. Much has been written about Ben (brilliantly
played by Duane Jones) being a black protagonist as well as Night's
underlining social commentary - the film is "an allegory meant to draw
parrallels between what people are becoming and the idea that people
are operating on many levels of insanity that are only clear to themselves"
(Romero), what is inarguable is that Night of the Living Dead remains
one of the most entertaining, nail biting genre films ever made. Its
influence on horror cinema and film in general is beyond the scope of
this "greatest of" list. It also scared the shit out of a whole lotta
folks in the late 60's.
Moment you won't soon forget: "There coming to get you Barbara,"
of course. The way the film gets down to business right from the get
go (in classic comic book style). The Tom and Judy car barbecue, the
creepy daughter doing in her mom and the frustrating demise of Ben.
22) Touch of Evil (1958, Dir. Orson Welles)
Synopsis: A Mexican narcotics officer butts heads with an obese, corrupt
Sheriff after a car blows up crossing the U.S./Mexico border.
Why top 100?: "The work reeks with moral putrefaction, cynicism and
a
humanism which is pitiless and anti-sentimental. A sordid tale, it subversively
shows innocence to be ineffective against evil, goodness to have a club-foot,
rationalism to be inadequate in an irrational world" (the great Amos Vogel
on Touch of Evil). Arguably Welles greatest film and definitely one of
the sleaziest in cinema history, Touch of Evil was butchered and fucked
with by an extremely nervous Universal. Cuts were made and another director
(!) brought in to try to rework Welles beautiful film of great ugliness.
Thankfully it has been restored and we can all revel in what is the most
gorgeous film of complete evil ever made. Touch of Evil kicks off with
the ultimate cinematic shot - a glorious crane tracking shot so fluid
and insane it makes Argento's shots look static. When we are introduced
to Welles as the Police Captain Hank Quinlan we meet one of the most despicable
characters in film. I'd rather have dinner with Welles' Harry Lime than
this bloated, sweaty, nasty prick. If Quinlan wasn't enough a drug lord
seeking revenge has the Mexican officer's (Charlton Heston) wife kidnapped,
drugged and gang raped (! the viewer isn't sure what the fuck happened
to his wife but we know one thing - it wasn't pretty!). By the way the
wife is played by Janet Leigh and a sexier actress may not exist - she
is a sight to behold. A groundbreaking film on so many levels is also
the most insane film noir in history - feel the beads of sweat form on
your brow and get a good whiff of the stench that is Touch of Evil - there
is nothing else like it.
Moment you won't soon forget: The whole Janet Leigh motel scenario - damn Welles it was 1958 - what balls! Marlene Dietrich's classic line, "What can you say
about anybody? He was some kind of man...," and obviously the stunning opening sequence. It's what cinema is all about.
21) The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919, Dir. Robert Wiene)
Synopsis: An evil hypnotist, Dr. Caligari, uses his somnambulist Cesare
to do his evil bidding.
Why top 100?: Arguably the most important film in the history of cinema The
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari was the first nightmare film - its Expressionistic
set designs and its use of cinema to explore the madness of man and the
world around him is groundbreaking. No longer did the camera have to be
plunked before a natural set - the sets can be painted and artificial,
buildings could tilt - the audience can now be completely engulfed in
an artificial world - they can view a story through the eyes of a madman
(A quite different experience from George Melies marvelously bent 1902
A Trip to the Moon). The film opened up cinema to new possibilities. The
film was labeled Degenerate Art by the Nazis and the great Eisenstein
said Cabinet was a "barbaric carnival of the destruction of the healthy
human infancy of our art." The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari may also be the
first example of the trick ending so often abused in contemporary horror/thrillers.
When it's revealed at the end that Dr. Caligari is a helpful psychiatrist
(or is he?!?!) and the whole story has been narrated by an inmate it's
shocking stuff. One can imagine the confusion and anger this caused viewers
in the early 20's. From the painted sets to the bizarre, jerky robot like
movement of the actors - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari holds its spell after
all these years.
Moment you won't soon forget: The girls abduction by Cesare where he carries her across one of the most psychotic landscapes on film.
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