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40) The Seventh Seal (1957, Dir. Ingmar Bergman)
Synopsis: On his return from the Crusades a young knight is visited by Death during the black plague. The knight challenges Death to a game of chess - a stalling tactic
he utilizes in order to come to grips with the madness of the world surrounding him and his struggling faith.
Why top 100?: Bergman's The Seventh Seal (1956) remains one of Bergman's
most accessible films - a beautiful, haunting, terrifying and strangely
uplifting look at the Crusades, loss of faith, religious insanity and
the fear of death. Bengt Ekerot as Death, clad completely in black with
only his pale face exposed, has become one of the most famous icons of
world cinema and the set up match between the knight (the great Max Von
Sydow) and death being one of the most brilliant and exhilarating ideas
in film. The stark black and white cinematography makes the viewer feel
that the end is at hand while the depiction of the march of self flagellating
"holy men" and cripples along with the burning of the young "witch" will
haunt you for years to come. The Seventh Seal, like most of Berman's films,
is open to many interpretations making it a fascinating film to revisit
from time to time. Probably not the best film for those on Prozac or Zoloft.
Moment you won't soon forget: The whole film is an unforgettable
experience. When the knight and Death sit down for their game before
an endless sky, the march of the holy men, the burning of the witch
and deaths final arrival at the castle where he leads his victims in
a line across the horizon are all classic moments.
39) Shock Corridor (1963, Dir. Sam Fuller)
Synopsis: A reporter seeking the Pulitzer poses as an inmate in an insane asylum to investigate a murder.
Why top 100?: One of the heavyweights of low budget filmmaking, Sam
Fuller's Shock Corridor is a blast of sleazy fun with something to say.
Peter Breck plays the journalist Johnny Barratt who with the help of his
stripper girlfriend gets purposely committed to an asylum. Never a good
idea - especially when you'll be sharing a ward with a Korean war turncoat
who believes he's a Confederate soldier, a black man who believes he's
a white member of the KKK and a huge, beast of a man who sits on your
chest at night singing opera songs! Before you know it you start bugging
out a bit getting nightmares and acting a bit strange. Next comes the
fights and the electroshock therapy before your ass is left in for good.
AGH! Fuller's ward is a surrealistic hell - it's full of nympho's, corrupt
horny wardens and the destruction of the American Dream. Fuller's inmates
have all striven for greatness in America before buckling under the pressure
of a racist, corrupt society. A terrific, sleazy, disturbing low budgeted
flick with a definite gloomy view on the state of the country circa 1963.
Moment you won't soon forget: The decision to give Johnny electric shock, that crazy big bastard Pagliacci who torments Johnny and the classic crazed corridor
ending.
38) Blood Feast (1963, Dir. Herschell Gordon Lewis)
Synopsis: An Egyptian madman, Fuad Ramses, murders woman for their body
parts in preparation of a "Blood Feast" for the Goddess Ishtar.
Why top 100?: Sensing the demise of the "nudie" film Chicago filmmaker
Herschell Gordon Lewis with producer David Friedman put their noggins
together and created a new genre of cinema - The Gore Film. Blood Feast,
made for a paltry 30 grand, premiered in 1963 to long lines and sold
out drive ins doing such brisk business that it competed with mainstream
Hollywood films in sales. The film itself is a deliriously fucked up
mess - the acting is beyond amateur, the lighting and composition make
Plan 9 From Outer Space look like The Magnificent Ambersons and the
dialogue seems to have been written by a nine year old mongoloid - yet
the scenes of graphic gore deliver more of a jolt than most contemporary
genre flicks. The pulling out of Astrid Olsen's tongue is the bone to
spaceship cut of gore films - it remains a completely defenseless kick
to the nuts. The acting of Connie Mason is the stuff of legend yet it
is the acting of Molly's sobbing mother that remains the all time worst
performance in cinema history.
Moment you won't soon forget: Olsen getting her tongue torn out
while starring horrified at her killed. Molly's sobbing mother whose
hysterics stop instantly to allow the other actors to speak into the
one microphone!
37) A Clockwork Orange (1971, Dir. Stanley Kubrick)
Synopsis: In the near future Alex and his gang of "Droogs" terrorize the England.
Why top 100?: Kubrick's film still packs a major wallop - it's
as mesmerizing
the 20th time you see it as it was the first. A loud, cold, brutal and
often hilarious look at youth, crime, the state and free will - this
take on Burgess' classic novel remains one of the great literary adaptations
in the cinema. A Clockwork Orange made a cult icon out of the almost
too charismatic Malcolm McDowell whose murdering rapist you find yourself
cheering for. McDowell's performance is so extraordinary nary a Halloween
passes where some malcontent doesn't adorn the classic droog get up
complete with crotch protective and false eyelash. The first thirty
or so minutes remains a gloriously decadent thrill ride as we accompany
the gang from their consumption of drugged milk to their pillaging,
raping and hilarious car rides where they play "hogs of the road." The
opening reaches a climax with one of the most infamous scenes in cinema
history - the home invasion scene - featuring a phallic masked Alex
doing his rendition of Singing in the Rain while dropping the boot on
an old man and raping his wife. It's about as black as black comedy
gets. A cult mainstay.
Moment you won't soon forget: A Clockwork Orange is jam filed with
them. The whole first 30 minutes - The Ludovico technique which features
Alex's eyes clamped open - the barrage of subliminal images that accompany
Alex bashing the cat ladies head in with a huge penis - Alex giving his
droogs a beating - Alex's frighteningly sleazy truant officer - the
sped up threesome - Alex's daydreaming about the bible - and of course
the conclusion where Alex is "cured all right."
36) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956, Dir. Don Siegel)
Synopsis: A doctor returns to his small hometown to find the good folks suffering from a bizarre psychosis.
Why top 100?: Siegel's classic SCI FI horror flick has been the
subject of
numerous writings - the cold war message of communism / the seeming
conformity of American suburbia / fear of McCarthyism, etc. All valid
and fascinating discussions but sometimes lost in the mix is how plain
thrilling Invasion of the Body Snatchers is. Siegel
brilliantly begins his film with a depiction of the sleepy town of Santa
Mira as a silly merger of Leave it to Beaver and The Andy Griffith show.
Once the viewer feels comfortable with the tame Dr. Miles Bennell (Kevin
McCarthy) and the goofy town people, Siegel begins to slowly turn the
screw. A half an hour into the film you're sweating bullets, mesmerized
and horrified. Invasion of the Body Snatchers is pure cinema at its
finest. Gorgeous black and white cinematography, brilliantly composed
shots, sly editing and a script that has you (gasp!) actually caring
about the characters. A nonstop barrage of thrills with quite a few
outright scares and an overall creepy, sickening tone that is hard to
pin down. Kevin McCarthy plays Dr. Bennell with a feverish intensity
and you feel his fear and anger as he discovers the plot that has destroyed
his town and his loved ones. One of the best.
Moment you won't soon forget: The sickening cadaver at his buddies pad, the discovery of the pods and the nail biting planks under the cave scene.
35) Vanishing Point (1971, Dir. Richard C. Sarafian)
Synopsis: A professional car driver cranked up on speed promises to deliver a Dodge Challenger from Denver to San
Francisco in 15 hours while trying to evade the police.
Why top 100?: In the good old days before CGI and multi million
dollar
Michael Bay car pile ups, they actually made exciting movies featuring
real cars and real stunt drivers - Vanishing Point was one of the best.
In typical 70's fashion the hero is a nut named Kowalski - a former
war hero, police officer and professional race car driver who has of
course "dropped out" and now fights against "the man" by doing mass
amounts of drugs and driving as fast as he can. Aided by a band of misfits
he meets on the way and the ever present DJ Super Soul, Kowalski becomes
an antihero by outrunning and infuriating the fuzz in his super cool
Challenger. Vanishing Point has got it all - part road movie, part existential
loner flick, part super groovy seventies time capsule and of course
a kick ass chase movie - Vanishing Point has remained a cult legend
despite years of being a real bitch to find.
Moment you won't soon forget: The terrific suicide ending of course - Fuck Thelma and Louise - Kowalski did it first beeaattcchh!!
34) The Streetfighter (1975, Dir. S. Ozawa)
Synopsis: Killer for hire, Terry Tsuguri, fights the Yakuza in order to save a kidnapped oil heir. Tsuguri is pretty much a psycho who could give
a shit less about the kidnapped lass - he wants revenge on the gangsters that ripped him off.
Why top 100?: If you gotta fight ... fight dirty! was the films
tagline and
Sonny Chiba lived up to the hype delivering the first film rated "X"
for violence. While the Shaw brothers and the recently deceased Bruce
Lee were delivering graceful, acrobatic blows to their enemies along
came Sonny Chiba - a graceless, contorting, bone breaking madman of
a fighter. Chiba didn't do three flips in the air and deliver 100 blows
per second - his Terry Tsurgi grunted and spasmed before ripping out
your windpipe, poking in your eyes or ripping off your genitals while
enjoying the carnage way to much. Decked out in all black Chiba is a
sight to behold - his "hero" doesn't fight merely to defeat a foe -
oh no - he ENJOYS breaking bones and inflicting pain on his adversaries.
When a client doesn't pay up for a job he insists his younger sister
prostitute herself! And this guys the hero! Oh the good old seventies.
The Streetfighter is aided by a terrific funky soundtrack, a colorful
collection of villain's and almost nonstop action. The final battle
aboard the ship is a thing of beauty as Chiba kills off a small army
in brutal fashion before the legendary final showdown where a shot,
stabbed and beaten Chiba rips the windpipe out of his foe - holding
up the chunk of flesh in victory while laughing like a fucking madman.
Moment you won't soon forget: Chiba cracking some dude's skull -
the damage is shown via an x-rayed skull being pulverized. Chiba contorting
and writhing like an animal before striking his victims and the psycho
ending where he grasps a torn windpipe in victory.
33) Cannibal Holocaust (1980, Dir. Ruggero Deodato)
Synopsis: A documentary film crew searches the Amazon for a cannibalistic
tribe called the Yamamomo. They disappear and their film is recovered
by a professor who plays back the film to discover their fate.
Why top 100?: The greatest of all Italian Cannibal films and still
possibly the
most brutal film ever made - Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust is the ultimate
cinematic kick to the nuts. Cannibal Holocaust has been burned, banned
and its director temporarily arrested - that's how strong this low budget
Italian flick is. Of course The Blair Witch Project stole it's premise
from Cannibal Holocaust without so much as a thanks to Deodato in the
credits but we don't care - as Blair Witch fades away as the fad it
was, Cannibal Holocaust will be both loved and despised for generations
to come, it's too powerful to go away. Shot in a surprisingly effective
documentary style we follow the film crew as they provoke and abuse
the seemingly childlike cannibals. Along the way we are treated to some
of the most vile animal butchery this side of Franju's Blood of the
Beasts - all to set up the brutal finale. By showing the real deaths
of animals Deadato brilliantly and indefensibly sets up his ending to
seem as if the crew is actually being murdered. This guy doesn't play
around. Cannibal Holocaust is one of the toughest most indefensible
movies ever made - you leave any screening feeling like utter shit.
For years Cannibal Holocaust was only available via bootleg or foreign
laserdiscs adding to its allure - it took work to find it! (I had a
terrific Dutch video copy!) Alas it has become available on DVD after
mucho controversy (some printing place wouldn't lay down the pole through
the mouth artwork). As cult and as old school Grindhouse as it gets.
Moment you won't soon forget: I'd be listing scenes for the next hour - the whole fucking movie you won't forget.
32) Jason and the Argonauts (1963, Dir. Don Chaffey)
Synopsis: Jason, under the watchful eye of the Goddess Hera, searches
for the Golden Fleece which will bring peace and prosperity to his people.
Why top 100?: As a child growing up in the late seventies / early
eighties when
Don Chaffey's Jason and the Argonauts was listed in the TV Guide for
the upcoming week it felt like a holiday. The magic of seeing the mammoth
Titan Talos, the wonder of the horrific flying Harpies and the show
stopping battle with the army of skeletons was enough to put my pea
sized kid brain into a frenzy. Under the helm of stop motion and effects
master Ray Harryhausen, Jason and the Argonauts remains one of the most
magical movies ever made. Throw in Todd Armstrong as a terrific and
intelligent Jason, a soaring score by master Bernard Herrman and a literate
script written by a freakin' Greek scholar by the name of Beverly Cross
and you have yourself a truly magical family film - not some dumbed
down Disney shit - but real rousing, uninsulting family entertainment.
Keanu Reeves can battle a million fucking replicants and it won't hold
a candle to the jaw dropping battle between Jason and his boys versus
the skeleton army. Pick up a Harryhausen book and read about how he
pulled that lunacy off - it will blow your mind. There is something
in these animated models that brings such joy I can't put my finger
on but Jason and the Argonauts is what it's all about.
Moment you won't soon forget: Any of Harryhausen's incredible creations I'm sure are stuck in the mind of any genre fan.
31) Basket Case (1982, Dir. Frank Henenlotter)
Synopsis: A young man named Duane makes his way around seedy 80's New
York City with his mutated, violence prone, Siamese brother Belial.
Why top 100?: Possibly the greatest American Grindhouse film Frank
Henenlotter's Basket Case played to block long lines in New York City
and has remained a video favorite. A living encyclopedia of exploitation
and horror film knowledge, Henenlotter writes and directs the ultra
low budget Basket Case with the precision and skill of a man whose absorbed
the genre whole. There is not a second of wasted time in this sleazy,
hilarious, gore splattered favorite. Shooting in the city utilizing
welfare hotels and colorful locals you can almost FEEL the stink of
a pre Guiliani New York. Kevin VanHententryck is a believable, sympathetic
lead as Duane and the creature Belial emerges as one of horror cinemas
great movie monsters. A mixture of foam latex, robotics and good old
fashioned stop animation models the creature seems almost too realistic
for such a low budget endeavor. Belial is sympathetic, spoiled, jealous,
plotting and extremely nasty - you don't know whether to cheer him on
or vomit. Most of his rage is justified until the show stopping rape
(and murder?) of his brothers girlfriend in a scene you won't soon forget.
A burst of much needed originality in the early eighties.
Moment you won't soon forget: The rape seen where Belial is humping away on the bloody mess that was his brothers girlfriend. It'll take the previous hours
smile right off of your stupid face. The murder by a hundred scalpels.
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