Jess Franco's nasty
little woman-in-prison sexploitation flick, Barbed Wire Dolls
(1975), is possibly the sleaziest film of the genre. Filled with
bizarre dialogue, sadistic characters and one of the oddest scenes
in cinema history, it's a definite must see for the discriminating
cult fan.
Barbed Wire Dolls
stars the Debased favorite, Lina Romay, as a falsely accused young
woman sent to a shady prison in South America. In a scene that
has to be seen to be believed, we are taken via flashback to a
sleeping Romay at home with her father. For some reason she sleeps
buck naked and speaks calmly to her father when he awakens her.
Pops tries to rape her (a sweaty Jess Franco plays the role) but
Romay is able to thwart his initial attempt. Suddenly, and quite
inexplicably, the scene becomes slow motion as the two fight and
struggle from room to room. The odd part? The scene wasn't filmed
in slow motion - they act the scene out in slow motion! It's the
most retarded shit you will ever see.
Lina Romay on the
slow motion scene:
"It was a
decision that Jess made. You know it's very complicated because
you tend to forget what you're doing. You go like that (makes
slow arm movements) and then right after that you forget that
you are supposed to be in slow motion and then you go like this
(snatches a cup from the table at normal speed) and then it's
no good. It's very complicated because I don't have any training
as a mime. I don't know how to mime."
Anyway - the prison
she is sent to is run by an evil "Directress" who wears
sheer see through tops, and short shorts. The Directress, of course,
enjoys getting it on with the woman inmates and dishing out punishment.
She is joined by an evil doctor who enjoys laying pipe on the
inmates and requesting them to bring friends with them for "check
ups." The Governor of the island is also in on the gig and
he too enjoys the company of the beaten, starved inmates. They
encounter a problem however when the Governor receives a letter
from an inmate describing the death and torture that goes on in
the prison. The Governor begins to worry that a similar letter
might get out to a higher authority, so the three cretins turn
up the tortures to frighten the woman into submission.
Lina Romay spends
much time strapped naked to a bed frame and zapped with electricity.
When she begins complaining about such inconveniences as dead
mice in her prison supper, she gets more electricity and a long
metal pole slammed up her anus. Between these bouts of torture
the Directress reveals to the doctor that she killed Romay's father!
They were lovers but he always had his eye on his young daughter.
After the retarded slow motion fight, Romay ran past the Directress
who then entered the house and whacked him one with a lamp.
Romay and her two cell buddies decide to make a break for it. They
seduce the doctor with a promised threesome but stab him in the back
before he even gets his pants off. They escape to the woods only to
be tracked down by the most brutal of the prison guards, and a topless
female guard with a machine gun! While the horny brute begins raping
Romay's friend, another inmate kills the topless guard. Then, without
explanation, another prison guard shows up and shoots the raping guard!
I can't for the life of me tell you if the girl getting raped is killed
because the scene is so inept. The guard fires his machine gun while
the other guard screams in close up! Then he rolls off the girl naked
but without bullet holes or blood!
So it's just Romay
and her buddy left, they arrive at the Governors mansion and ask
for help (the Governor hadn't had a chance to sex these two up),
the Governor explains that help is available as the Directress
emerges from the dark. She simply shoots the two and the film
abruptly ends! A real sleazy, nasty little film that's also faced
paced and full of laughs, if this genre is your cup of tea.
A special note
must be made about one of Romay's cellmates who throughout the
film lays on her bed and rubs her vagina for some reason or another.