I remember when the film Heat was coming out people were foaming at the
mouth over the "historic" pairing of De Niro and Pacino. Yawn. Genre fans
already know that the greatest acting pairing had already taken place
years earlier: David Hess and Giovanni Lombardo Radice (AKA John Morghen)
sweating it out in the same damned film! The film I speak of is none other
than Ruggero Deodato's jaw dropping House on the Edge of the Park (1980).
The Last House on the Left set the template for this bizarre genre of
film - films which revolve around sadistic madman raping and killing
naive citizens only to have the tables turn on them during implausible
twist endings. The twist endings uniformly speak about man's inhumanity
toward man but always seem tacked on - an attempt to try to give meaning
to the previous 90 minutes of extreme sadism. While a defense can be
surmounted to defend Last House on the Left and maybe I Spit on Your
Grave - House on the Edge of the Park is sick to its core. Mr. Deodato
the jury has found you guilty for making one the most despicable flicks
ever made!
So here we have Hess (The Last House on the Left), one of the most intense
and frightening actors to ever grace the silver screen, and Radice (Cannibal
Ferox) one of the most hilariously twitchy. These two actors have combined
to create mucho onscreen chaos and to have them together in one flick
is almost more than one can handle. In House on the Edge Hess plays
... well a sadistic madman and Radice plays ... why a shaky perverted
retard! One wishes one of these genre directors would have teamed these
two up in a series of flicks kinda like a Hope/Crosby for the Grindhouse
fan! But alas, this never happened but we still have this nugget of
filth to revisit their historic pairing.
House on the Edge of the Park concerns working class buddies Alex (Hess)
and Ricky (Radice) who plan on "boogying" the weekend away until they
meet with a rich couple that invite them to a swank party. The party
consists of a group of rich assholes who get off on playing mind games
with the horny Alex and mocking the slightly off Ricky. When Alex has
his sexual advances mockingly declined and Ricky has his weekly wages
taken from him in a rigged game of poker we know it's only a matter
of time before the shit hits the fan. When Alex wields a straight razor
and starts screaming about "twats" and "street fighting" we know these
silly rich bastards have done messed with the wrong fellas.
Alex proceeds to beat the pampered boyfriends to a pulp, tying up
his biggest adversary all to the amusement of Ricky. Once the house
is secure and the party givers reduced to frightened sheep Alex informs
Ricky that "Now we're going to have some fun with these cunts!" A really
despicable aspect of House on the Edge of the Park is that the woman
are shown either enjoying their rapes or being the seducers! Thank goodness
Radice is on hand to supply some laughs with his strange ways because
Hess by himself is almost impossible to take!
Alex proceeds to beat, piss on, and molest the party goers before stripping
down a guest - announcing that she is a virgin - and brutally slashing
her body with his straight razor - UGH! Ricky tells Alex that maybe
they had enough fun for one night but Alex replies by slashing him in
the belly with his razor! Alex snaps out of his daze to comfort his
sliced up buddy, vowing to kill every one of the party givers for making
him turn on his only friend!
While Alex is being distracted by bloody Ricky - the rich folk calmly
brandish a gun and reveal their sinister plot! Of course Alex had raped
and murdered this rich dudes sister and they invited him over the house
so that they may murder him without repercussions. Of course one wonders
did they have to let shit get THIS out of hand before pulling out the
gun! They proceed to blow Alex's dick off and take turns popping bullets
into his ass as he squirms around in the swimming pool. Really disturbing
shit (Hess screams for what seems like half an hour while his face contorts
in a bizarre effect)!